Happy Birthday Kitty!
This is Dan doing a birthday post for Kat. She's in bed right now and I've been up doing research for school. Since it might seem improper for her to make such a declaration herself, I thought I'd make the official announcement that Kat is one year older today. I will refrain from saying how old she is because she is a lady, and you know, one isn't supposed to ask a lady her age. And since she was mistaken a few weeks ago for a teenager, her age obviously doesn't matter. Though, she grows more beautiful by the day. Please wish her a happy birthday.